Woman

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

• If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
• If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
• If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any human being can handle."

--Unknown